Art Bernstein
Hayloft 31*
Book Review by Author/Illustrator Ross Anthony

This is a fanciful hiking adventure that quickly becomes surreal and philosophical. A quirky, fun-loving, yet menacingly profound demeanor pervades this sometimes silly sometimes life & death novel. I'm reminded of "Hitcher Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy." Or perhaps "Lord of the Rings" meets Richard Bach's "Illusions." (The later being one of my favorites).

A hiker, a parachutist and an alcoholic find themselves somewhere between Heaven and Hell in the backwoods of Northern California. A smaller scale LOTR type battle mounts as the hiker finds himself conversing with history's most enlightened spiritual/philosophical figures.

The chapter entitled "Tweedle Dum & Tweedle Dee" drags a bit. I would have chosen another title (perhaps "Adam Falls Up" or "Hiker Heaven") and gone an alternative direction with the ending, but Hayloft is still a lot of fun as well as many times poignant. It's a refreshingly entertaining look, set in the California wilderness, into oft-thought stuffy discussions on the meaning of life.

Here are some quotes from the book that I found particularly enjoyable:

"If he no longer found God on the trail, he could at least try for a legendary monster."

"He could tell it was a Bigfoot by the size of its feet."

"That's the nature of Truth. But don't worry. Of the few who are allowed to the trailhead, most don't even make it this far. And of those who do, the majority turn back rather than take a chance."

"God whiled away the millennia by daydreaming and inventing."

"The more he struggled, the tighter God held him."

"A truly loving Christian would refuse to have any part of a Heaven that only allowed Christians."

"…there is no better way to control people than to make them terrified to even THINK the wrong thing."

"…quit worrying about what others believe and just love each other, with a pure heart and no agenda."

"…it's amazing how little it takes to bring you to ecstasy when you have nothing."

"If Hell has power over you, it is because of the spiritual hell inside your own head."

"Find the Yahee-or within and it will lead you to the Yahee-or without."

(Interesting Personal Note: The main character is Adam Johnson. His father is Eddie Johnson from Ohio. I found this incredibly eerie, as my 4th novel is titled Eddie Johnson's Ark and it takes place in Ohio.)

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