Man oh man, this movie had me laughing so hard,
tears were running down the creases of my
smile-swollen cheeks. I was just one big baby balling
my eyes out. Now I'm not saying it was
one-hunderd-precent, whoop-*ss, neck-breaking,
knee-slapping fun - but a swift kick to the gonads
leaves a lasting impression.
In the spirit of "Dumb and Dumber" (mock me if you
will, but I loved that film!) and more recently
"Waterboy," "Ready to Rumble" brings back lovable
idiots to the screen. Stocky sparkplug Scott Caan,
who played the charming beer-minded jock in "Varsity
Blues" is given more room to show his acting,
wrestling and funnyboner finesse. ("Blues" was a fine
flick as a matter of fact, though not especially
funny.) David Arquette is Scott's "Dumber" in this
silly, innocently heart-warming mockery of a sport
that is a mockery already. (A spoof of a spoof - is
that a double negative?)
Scott and David worship wrestling czar Jimmy King
(Oliver Platt), and come to his rescue after he
looses his title as well as his self-respect.
Immediately following a few wince-able opening
seconds, a surreal wrestling rumble erupts in a small
town convenient store, bringing the first of many
shouts of laughter from this cheering crowd. The
sequence as with the other wrestling scenes are
filmed aptly, every power hit will leave you gasping.
Martin Landau even makes an appearance as
body-flipping wrestling guru.
But the plot is broader than just rasslin'.
David's dad is a hard guy cop who pistol whips his
wussy son into obedience. His reply to David's wimpy
desire to follow his dream, "Charles Manson followed
his dream, Joseph Stalin, Michael Bolton..." There
were many other hard hitting punch lines that I
scribbled down, but admittedly they lie rather limp
on canvas when not brought to life by these talented
actors and filmmakers. (Makes you wonder how this
script got sold.) In fact, the scene where King
returns to make peace with his estranged wife and
kid, had me down for the count in uncontrollable
laughter. After that, it didn't matter that the
ending went more silly than funny or that a fistful
of other punch lines failed to set the teeth
a-chattering.
"Rumble" is as funny as a van full of nuns singing
Van Halen's "Running with the Devil." If you love
this kind of thing, this is just the kind of thing
you'll love.
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