With the tenor of "Water World" and "Mad Max,"
fire-breathing dragons attack the few remaining
humans as they huddle together in an English castle,
2020AD.
During a routine dig in London, crews awaken an
unhappy dragon living in the ground, thus releasing a
wrath of hell and fire that pretty much demolishes
everything worldwide. This, the film breezes through
all in the first ten minutes or so using voice over
explanation and cheesy newspaper/mag headlines: "The
End?"
Fast forward twenty years, Quinn (Bale), with a
sharp mind, firm hand and working class manner, leads
a small band of castaways. Enter "The only thing
worse than a dragon -- An American!" Matthew
McConaughey as soldier Van Zan, buff arms bulging out
of a sheepskin-lined leather jacket. His head shaved
to stubble, short cigar breaking out of his scruffy
beard and eyes bulging and watery, "Envy the country
that has heroes and pity the one that needs 'em."
Bale is strong, but it's McConaughey's insane passion
to slay dragons that breathes fire into the ruins and
rubble. He's a cartoon made real.
On a few occasions, the dragons themselves are
rather spectacular. And, though it ends
anti-climatically, the helicopter/skydiving team vs.
dragon sequence is pretty cool. Mostly superficial,
the film shows depth on two occasions: the bout
between Quinn and Van Zan which displays more drama
than the special effects can muster and Quinn's
reaction to children huddled in the basement (choked me
up a bit actually). Also, easily the most crowd
pleasing scene, Quinn and best friend (I know he's
Quinn's best friend because he announces it so)
reenact a crucial scene from "Star Wars" simply to
amuse the refugee kids.
Those are the highlights. However, in general, I
have a hard time understanding why the humans use
guns when the guns prove over and over to be useless.
And if "The dragons don't want us, just the ashes
from the field" why do they chase the humans all the
time. And why did the small castle colony plant their
vegetable garden miles from their castle? And where
did they get the food to feed the horse when people
were supposedly starving to death? And if they
reproduce like fish, why would one assume there was
only one male? And why are they now "more dangerous
than ever" after the entire world's been destroyed?
And that's the short list of questions, not to
mention more than a few convenient contrivances (I'll
leave unmentioned as not to spoil).
(Btw, the opening moments with the young Quinn are
pretty interesting ... I wanted to know why he
couldn't ask his dad for money. I wanted to see the
whole scholarship drama more than dragons.)
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