Growing up in the north, I, too, longed for that
prized announcement over the early morning radio,
"SNOWDAY, Schools are closed!!!" In its attempt to
recreate the elation a blizzard brings to children,
"Snowday" slips and slides all over itself.
Fundamentally a formula family picture, "Snowday"
adds little to the four story lines it borrows from
countless other pictures. Each conflict resolving
wholesomely, but with little power.
In the primary saga, the teen son (Mark Webber)
chases a beauty out of his league while ignoring
gal-pal Schuyler Fisk. A few endearingly unique
moments grace this tale, but for the most part, it
evolves just as expected.
Next, the boy's little sister must conquer her
demon -- the evil snowplow man. Not only will he
"steal" a second snowday by clearing the streets, but
he delights in mowing towards blissfully sledding
children. The chains on his tires are said to be made
from "the braces of kids that didn't get out of his
way."
Thirdly, mom is a workaholic who ignores her
family's needs. This plot line pains viewers as she
tends to the phone while family chaos ensues.
Lastly, dad Chevy Chase plays the town's second
best weatherman. In order to be free of gimmicky
costumes meant to maintain his ratings, Chase must
snatch top guy status from his super slick rival.
Chase's charm keeps this subplot above ice water.
Strong music wisps with the magic of "E.T." and
"Close Encounters" desperately trying to make a
snowman from this slush. But the visuals and story,
like it's poster, feel quickly cut out and pasted
together by busy people with other things on their
minds.
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